AISubs v3.7
Please sit down!
What did you say?!
Sit down! We're filming!
*grunt*
I'll sit down!
*slide*
Hey!
- Okay, okay, come on! - You only talk about bad things, don't you?
I said I don't like it!
Say hello to everyone!
Oh, it's me!
I'm Domo Tetsuya, who died in the depths of hell.
I'm streaming Toshimitsu's original song on various music sites.
Right now, everyone...
How many people have subscribed to Tokai One-yan's channel?
Tell me!
If you can guess it right, I'll release you.
- That's amazing! - Yes!
Really?!
- Let's see... - Let's see...
I'll say it.
I'll guess it.
632... what?
- 632,000 people. - Yes.
Huh? Wasn't it 617?
Huh? Was it different?
It's "chinkasu" and "chinkasu".
- 626,000 people. - Wow!
- I hate you! - I hate you!
- Why are you guys... - Why can't you remember this?!
See?
You guys think that there's a lot of stuff out there, right?
- That's pretty much it. - You were like that as a kid.
I want to see it every day, so let's subscribe.
Say "wow, there's a lot of stuff out there" and make it into one thing!
626,000 people! Say something!
- You don't know, do you?! - Wow!
- So... - "So..." You're on our side, aren't you?!
No matter what you say, it won't change the world line!
So, you guys, there's a lot of stuff like that, and each of them has some kind of composition element, and you've forgotten that they're a combination of those elements, right?
There's a project I'd like you to do.
- The other day, we had a song called "If you eat a few cows, you'll be full just right." - We did it.
- So, Ryo-kun was eating oranges like an idiot. - Yes.
I was like, "He's an idiot," and I was watching it, and I remembered it and I had some free time, so I had one bag of oranges in a bucket of oranges.
- Like a mini-nigiri. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And there was also that transparent meat. - Yeah.
- If you cut a piece of meat in half, it's like a capsule. - Like a material.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah! - Like a material.
- There were people who were counting each one of them during the coronavirus, you know? - Yeah.
- And it was a little buzzed on Twitter and I was like, "Whoa!" - I think I've heard of it.
- So I was like, "Let's do it." - Okay, disbanded.
- But I thought it wouldn't be fun just counting them and saying, "It was tough," so I decided to do a competition this time.
- I can't fight you with such a painful plan.
- And like this, I'm not doing anything painful behind the camera and I'm told things like, "Aren't you going to do it?" It hurts me too!
I want to go there too! But I have expectations from the viewers that it would be more fun for you to do it, so I'm doing it with tears in my eyes!
- Viewers, please praise him more! Thank you so much!
- Anyway, Komeware pros, please bring me one of the numbers I've designated!
- And the one that's closest to counting it is...
I'd like to give you a quiz where you can say "alright!"
- I bought it yesterday, you know. - Yes.
- It was delayed and I got a weird LINE message.
- What kind of LINE message is that?!
- It's so annoying!
- It's just numbers, you know, like "odai", "be", "be", "be", "be", just numbers!
- How many were there? I said it randomly so I forgot.
- RANDOMLY?!
- One, two, six, seven, three!
- You'll pay for it with your life!
- The first one!
- 120! - Yes!
- I counted them one by one and it was just about 120!
- He brought me a lump of it.
- Okay, then, Tetsuya-san, please give me yours first.
- Yes, it's 120 for sure!
- Okay, here it is!
- Uwah!
- Okay!
- It's a huge Apollo!
- Oh, is that Apollo?
- Yes, it's Apollo.
- "Toshimitsu's original song" is being streamed on all streaming sites.
- Okay, then, here it is!
- This is one drink. - Ah, one drink.
- Here, like this. - Yeah.
- What is it? - Mozuku!
- Ah, mozuku! - It's mozuku.
- I'm surprised. I thought you were going to say yogurt. - Huh?!
- Is it ginseng? - No, it's not.
- Anyway, the one who gets closer wins. - I see.
- This time, we're definitely going to win, so we have three rounds, right? - Yes.
- So, either one of us will win or lose.
- Then, let the battle begin! - Alright!
- I don't like that kind of dream. - Anything is fine.
- I want a colander and a bowl. I want to cut mozuku into pieces.
- I'm going to rank them one by one, so it's easier for me to understand.
- Alright.
- What's number one?
- Ah, you again. - This is hard.
- Hey, you chose a weird one!
- Hey, which one is number one?
- One is the beginning and one is the end, right?
- Is this a soul?
- No, it's not a lump.
- That's right.
- Ah, you just ripped it off! - I didn't rip it off!
- Hey! - You just ripped it off!
- Hey! - You didn't rip it off!
- Ah, I really like mozuku, but...
- That's no good.
- I like mozuku a lot, too. - Why do you hate it now?
- Whoa, look, there's a lot of them.
- Whoa! It's a star! Look at it!
- Shut up! - Why? Shut up!
- I have finished. - Really?
- Wait a minute, I haven't cut it yet. - Okay.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 o'clock...
- Huh? - You don't know anymore, do you?
It's 7 o'clock now, isn't it?
- It's 7 o'clock, isn't it? - It's 7 o'clock.
- Come on! - No, but...
Then it's 5 o'clock and 3 o'clock now.
5 o'clock and 3 o'clock!
Is 20 wrong?
- Let's try it. - Let's try it.
- This is too terrible, isn't it? - This is different.
- Look. - What?
- This is different. - Different?
- This is different. - What's different?
- This is different and this is different. - Why is it different?
- This is one. - That's one.
- This is certainly different. - This is different.
- No, it's not.
- This is one. - I'm a particle.
- You know it yourself, don't you? - You know it yourself, don't you?
- Then there is an extreme fat, medium fat and extreme thin side. - I don't count the extreme thin side.
- You can't count it! - You can't count it!
- It's one!
- When you got 120, you said, "This is small, so it's wrong."
- It's over!
- Let's go. - I'm taking it off.
- It's great. - It feels so good.
- Why can you make it so funny just by counting?
- How about this?
- It's worth it.
- Shibayu-san, you lose!
- The End
- Well, Tetsuya's was really beautiful, so I counted it too. - Yeah.
- How much was it? - It was...
- Exactly one hundred! - Oh!
- Don't you think it's a lot? - It's too much, so I thought it might be written on it.
- It was eighty-two, and it happened to be one hundred. - And you, Shibayu-san?
- Yes! It's one hundred and seventy-three! - Oh, I see!
- Well, which way did you lose? - Well, yeah.
- No, so it was better to count things that are easy to count, right? - Yeah.
- Well, let's take advantage of it and go to the next battle. - Yes.
- Well, Shibayu-san, would you like to eat it? - Yes.
- Well, the second match. The theme of the second match is "six hundred and seventy". - Yes.
- Well, Tetsuya-san, please put out what you think is about six hundred and seventy. - This one!
- Oh! - This short-circuit water in the other space. - Oh, I see, I see, I see.
- That's right. It's got something like a pleasant water ball in it, right? - Yeah.
- Well, Toshimichi-san, Morishita-san, Sakura-san, music producer-san, and streamer-san. - Finally...
- Cucumber seeds! - Huh? Cucumber seeds? What were they again?
- Well... - There are a lot of small and black ones.
- Oh, but it does make you wonder how many there are. - Yeah.
- How do you count them, Shibayu-san?
- Hm? - Hahahahaha!
- You slice them. You slice them very thinly. - Yeah.
- And you peel them one by one. - Oh...
- Okay, let's get started. - Okay.
- Whoa, this is amazing! - Whoa, this is great!
- Whoa, it's slippery! - Whoa, this is crazy!
- Oh, it's over! It's like... TV! - Hahahahaha!
- You do it like this... - Your hands are getting dirty!
- Oh! - Oh! It's coming off!
- Wow! I just saw it!
- Are you okay? - Oh, it came off!
- One.
- Don't shake it! - I can't help it! It won't fall!
- It's broken! - I can't stand it when it's next to me.
- Okay, I'll do it.
- Here it is! - I'm panicking.
- You eat it fast.
- This is 100. - Wow!
- That's a lot. - Huh?
- That's not much. - I didn't say that.
- Huh? Are you okay? - I'll count it.
- Are you okay? - Don't eat it.
- Okay, I'll eat it.
- Okay, 5 o'clock.
- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's perfect!
- 500! - 500!
- 170 left!
- It's half. - It's exactly half.
- I think it's about 300.
- What do you think you're doing? You're disgusting!
- There was an assassin. The seeds were hidden somewhere.
- There was an assassin.
- You keep saying "assassin" all of a sudden.
(Finished!)
Alright, finished!
3rd place!
It's finished!
Wow, Nari!
Wow, amazing!
Wow!
It's finished!
- It's amazing, Nari - Yeah
923!
- Wow - Oh!
- It's higher than we thought - Yeah
- My expectations weren't high - Yeah
(A few days later...)
Kiwi, kikikiki
Kikikiki, uii, ki
(LOL)
First, we'll put the kiwi in here, Nari
Okay
Okay, okay
- No hands - No hands, look at me
No assassins
(LOL)
You're calling me "assassin" while you're reading it.
(LOL)
I'm worried about the seeds breaking.
Let's go with "point" instead of "seeds" for this challenge.
I will count you!
Whoa!
What about you, Ibo?
Wait.
Look at this closely.
Come closer.
The seeds...
(LOL)
Aren't they countless?
Let me see.
(LOL)
There are a lot of seeds.
It looks like a piece of wood.
It's broken!
"No assassins"!
(LOL)
Is there anyone here who thought the seeds would break?
No one, right?
(LOL)
This is...
Whoa!
Your efforts...
I haven't counted up to 430.
Who is my opponent for today?
Who is it?
Ready...
No!
(LOL)
So, now that the second round is over,
Mr. Tetsuya's value has been confirmed.
Thank you very much!
For now, we've prepared something for you,
so it's a prize race, but it's a three-round race.
3,500 yen!
This is weird, isn't it? That person.
Can you show me just what you have for now?
Ta-da!
Oh!
Legoa's Aroma Gun!
What are you doing?
What? You've been a girl for a while now!
Wait! What...
So, Mr. Shibuya.
So, this has a value of 3,500 yen, doesn't it?
- Yes. - Here it is!
- Basil's... - What?
Basil's...
One Piece.
- It's worth 3,500 yen, isn't it? - Can I... Can I see it?
Wait...
Wait, you might be saying something crazy.
He's doing it again!
He's doing it again, this person!
Okay, so let's count it up right away!
Okay, let's count it up!
So, seduction is...
- The first step is important, right? - That's right.
What did you learn in elementary school?
Let's say you're pulling something.
I'll stop!
I'll count it up!
- I don't like it. - Please sit down.
- Day 2. - Huh?
For about two weeks.
I didn't like it and I skipped it, so...
I'll do it!
Anyway, you might have forgotten it, so please show me what you've counted up.
- Okay! - Okay, Mr. Tetsuya.
Okay, this is the "glow" part of the cigarette.
Yes!
- It's different, right? - Yes!
- It's about 3,000 yen. - It's different, right?
Okay, please bring it over.
- Okay, Mr. Shibai, please show me. - Okay.
Here it is!
Wrong!
- Wrong! - Wrong!
Okay, so up until now, Mr. Tetsuya has won twice in a row.
He's already won two points, so there's no point for you, Mr. Shibai.
But this is the final round, right?
The person who gets closer to 3,500 yen in the final round is...
Huh?!
I'll give you 1 point!
So, Shibai-san's points are gone.
So, let's start counting.
Shibai!
Okay, then.
The final round.
Ready...
Action!
First, I'll take it out.
Is it enough?
No, but it's quite a lot.
No, but it's quite a lot. How do you count it?
I'll scoop it up with a spoon, count it, and put it back in the container.
I see.
Tetsuya-san, that strategy is very easy to do, but...
If you don't know how many there were, you'll have trouble from the beginning.
Please be careful.
And you, Shibai-san?
I'll take it out of here and put it together.
I'll use my toothpick and divide it into about ten pieces.
Ready...
Action!
Oh, no!
Wait, wait, wait!
Hey!
No matter how small it is, it's still one, so...
So, you don't have a soul, do you?
I don't have a soul!
Are you really counting it?
I'll check it.
One, two, three, four...
Five, six, seven, eight...
Nine.
Okay, okay, okay. Look.
Here.
Oh!
It's increasing!
It increased!
It just flew away and I don't know where it went.
No, no, no, seriously.
Seriously, this was one.
Huh?
One.
Wait, wait, wait.
Did I write it after I put it in?
Hey!
Come on, seriously!
It's annoying! It's really annoying right now!
250 is done.
Yes.
Scoop it up with a spoon, put it in, put a spoon down and write with a pen...
I thought it was a bit of a hassle.
There are like three parts here.
Let's do 30 of them here and then write.
It's kind of messy.
It's amazing.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Yes, 30.
Put it in and then 3.
Oh, this is it!
So let's do this 10 times.
For the time being, this is 6, 9, 10.
Certainly, 1/10 is done.
That's right.
With 1/10, about one finger is gone.
So it's 7.
Oh, but I think it's better than I thought.
I was able to do it before I could say it.
350.
Oh, 1/10.
Yes.
350.
This is what I did with 1/10.
Yes.
What?
You did it.
1/10, 9/10.
Didn't you do it?
What? I might be dead.
Hey you, you did it!
You did it 1,000 times.
What?
Didn't you count it 1,000 times?
What?
It's 1,400, 1,040, 1,400.
1,000, 1,040, 2, 0.
You did it 1,400, 1,040.
1,040, 1,040.
This is 2,080, 3,000.
This is a mega-success.
A mega-success.
How can it be mega-success?
Hey, this is a full course!
This is a full course!
Shibuya, we're almost done with one-third of it.
What!?
We're done with one-third of it.
Are you doing a full course too?
I just finished two lines.
What should we do?
I finally know your name, but I can't introduce you because you don't have a Tokayama-like nickname yet, but you're my buddy.
Yes, cheers!
Well, from today on, you'll count the coins, but it's pretty difficult at first, but I'll just tell you the tricks, okay?
Then you'll say, "Ah, that's no good, that's no good."
And I'll make you scatter more coins.
What?
The range is long!
I'll make you move with the ruler and I'll show you the range again.
It's fun, but I don't know how many coins there are.
5,000!
Woah, that's fast!
What a great pace!
Buddy?
No, this is bad. I'm getting tired of playing!
I can't count the coins!
The wind will wake me up.
It might be 4,520.
3,520 yen.
I could afford it, but...
I'm sorry, but I can't give you 3,500 yen.
Just say it once.
At that stage...
With 4,520 yen...
It's like this.
All right!
It's disgusting what you're doing.
By the way, this is delicious.
This is delicious, too.
If you put it in your stomach, it will be like this.
If it hardens, it will be like this.
You're fast, Mr. Hoshimori.
Thank you, president.
It's a dazzling basil pounder.
It's here!
Wow!
It's here!
Did you count all of them?
Are you serious?
Look at this!
Disgusting!
Okay, what's left?
Just a little bit like this!
Wow, you can already tell by the number!
About 80...
Yeah...
Even though you can tell by his eyes...
Okay, everything is...
Oh!
Finished!
Tetsuya-san's result came out!
It's done!
He did it!
It's done!
Okay, what's the result?
Okay, it came out!
Okay!
12,564!
It's 12,564!
It's done...
Wow, it's just right!
It's disgusting!
Disgusting!
As for me...
Maybe I should cut it in half?
Yeah!
It's too long!
B and Z are...
Yeah, they're out.
Tetsuya A and Tetsuya C are...
Out.
Right?
Right.
Wait a minute!
That's my trick.
Wait a minute.
We, the company "Basil Counter", will make a selection.
Selection? Isn't it rare to make a selection?
You will participate in this project.
Isn't it like a scout or something?
Please!
Is it okay for me to say that I'm a contractor?
You can say that you're a contractor or you can say that you're a union member.
It's not "it's okay".
It's your complete love, isn't it?
You're my only love.
What do you want me to do?
Oh, you want me to hold a counter stick.
Hold my counter stick.
Hold my counter stick and...
Let's start with "Basil".
"Basil"!
Five of you, come together and...
count "Basil"!
Wow!
Basil
President!
What?
What's going on?
"Basil" is...
What are you doing?
"Basil" is...
Maybe it's bad.
The last one is bad.
The last one is black.
Which one do you like better, "Basil" or "Basil"?
I like "Basil" better.
I've said that "Basil" is bigger than "Basil" before.
"Basil" has each and every life in it!
The last piece of paper is over!
I'm done too!
There's nothing more to say.
Wow, thank you for your hard work.
210 plus...
200 plus...
Lastly, 366 is...
21,361!
So, Tetsuya wins!
I won!
I'm so proud of you!
You're totally different!
I'm so proud of you!
It's 11,2564!
You're too proud of me!
Not at all!
Wow, what an accomplishment!
Thank you so much, everyone.
We wouldn't have made it this far without you.
In the end, we all helped each other.
We became one with "buddy" and achieved this video.
So, you counted a lot of things for me.
Is it because of me?
Yes, it's because of me that you're counting your organs.
Don't you think it's amazing that we have over 6 million subscribers?
It's amazing.
"Basil" has each and every life in it!
It's amazing.
If you count "Basil" in 300 words...
"X" is the number of large pores.
"Basil" has each and every "X" in 300 words.
And it has a name and a face.
And it has a life.
And it has parents and siblings.
Don't you think you're so grateful?
I'm so grateful for "Basil".